I'm back, with MUSICAL INSANITY!!!!!!!! (my subpar TENTH post)

Mwa ha ha ha ha!

I'm back, in memetastic, random glory!

Greetings, loyal readers, to a long overdue blog! Today we will deal with musical insanity, in all of it's glory! Be forewarned: all the following videos are incredibly brainless, except for the last one, which is a masterpiece of culture and screeching.

Flying, squazzils!

For some reason the above video makes me feel strangely patriotic. Sadly, I have no idea what country I'm feeling patriotic to. No matter, I'll just go with what my heart tells me. All hail glorious motherland!

So... Are you ready to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Are you? Well, this isn't it, but it's pretty close.

Pa pa pa pa, pa pa poker face. <SHUT UP!>

Kudos if you heard Smosh in my first comment.

So... Did you watch the whole thing? I didn't think so. Anyways, after three videos of complete internet drivel I've decided to show you something... Truly amazing. For those of you with short attention spans, skip ahead to 0:52.

What did I tell you? Amazing, right?

or

Draco Malfoy's secret hobby

or

Cthulhu, RISE!

Oh, the things I could say about this opera star. A.) He is amazing. B.) I absolutely LOVE the whole "Lovecraft-style cult" aesthetic he has going on. Hooded musicians, writhing back-up dancers, extremely creepy smiles, I'm telling you, this guy is the next L. Ron Hubbard.

<This is the end of my tenth post. TEN! I've done TEN!>

<But I'm running out of talent so from now on I'll only release blogs when I feel like it>

<Sorry.>

(my ninth post)

Oh. Hi there. Ya... I don't wanna do a blog today...

Oh, I might as well.

Greetings loyal readers! Welcome to my ninth post!

Today I have decide to go themeless, and post the most random stuff I can find! That's right folks: a whole blog of pointless nonsense! Let the Nyan Cat commence!

                     Your brain is miiiiiiiiiine!

Indeed, the madness of this blog shall be unmatched, like the death throws of a celebrity realizing his 15 minutes of fame are over! oooooooveeeeeeeeeeeer!
But on a more serious note: Never divide by zero. I'm serious. Dividing by zero will cause the world to end.

What did I tell you?
Anyways, the random must continue! Forever! BRING ON THE BRAN FLAKES!!!!

                            Terror, incarnate.
                           She is watching you

                       But wait! There's more!

du du du dudu...
And with that, I end this pointless blog.

<This is the end of my ninth blog.>
<I know, I know, it sucked... Next one will be better, I promise.>
<Sadly, from now on I will only release one blog per week.>
<See you next time!>