Massive Mainstream Mashup Masterpieces+A Muddled March Down Memory Lane (M-Blog part 1) (My fourth post)

Hello loyal readers! Today I'm doing something a little different, and showing you mainstream club songs mashed up into soulless, wonderful, pop monstrosities. If you are to much of a hipster to tolerate radio friendly drivel then, by all means, move on to my next post. But if you want to hear things you've heard a million times in a new, fresh way then stay. If you have not already deduced, I am making this blog about mash-ups, which I love. Mash-ups, for those of you who don't know (if such a person exists), are songs that have been mashed together. Like pataters. (That means Solanum tuberosum for those of you who don't speak bad southern accent.) There will be three videos in this post, all of them amazing. The first two are from D.J. Earworm's "United States of Pop" product line, and are actually quite famous. However, chances are you have never actually watched them. The "United States of Pop" videos take all the hit (American) songs from a single year and mash them together. They actually go all the way back to 2007, but tonight I'll only show you the videos for 2009 and 2010, because I like those the most. Without further ado: Songs from 2009 that you have *finally* forgotten forced back into your brain!

One really cool thing about these videos is that you get to see the trends that dominated the music industry in the year the video was made for. For example: People really liked the word "down" in 2009. Another cool thing is that this was the year Lady Gaga got famous. It's weird because it seems like she's been around a lot longer then three years. (Although one could argue that she's been around since October 6, 1982, am I right "Everybody?" (if you got that joke I applaud you)) Anyways, all borderline-funny jokes aside, it's time now for songs from 2010 that you are *just starting* to forget!

I like 2010 a lot more then 2009. I think that the songs are just better! (Notice how I said "think." No reason to troll me, trolls.) We have Bruno Mars, "California Girls," that Travie McCoy guy who seemed to vanish after the masterpiece "Billionaire" took the world by storm, there were so many amazing songs and artists from 2010! Of course, 2010 also had that "Need You Now" song, which is quite possibly the worst song ever. (Discounting "Monster" of course.)

I Could have ended this post right hear, but two videos seems like to ("two") little entertainment. Therefore I give you this: Two amazing masterpieces of  mashups that, sadly, have no videos, hence the whole "tacked-on-at-the-end" thing. (The second mashup has the f-word, so watch at your own discretion.)

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