For your consideration: Troll 2 (It gets really good at 3:34)
Hello loyal readers, and welcome to my Halloween special! Today I will be showing you clips from the 90's cult classic horror film Troll 2, and then explaining them! The plot of Troll 2, or T2, as I shall refer to it from now on, is that a young boy- wait. I can not call it T2 with a clear conscience. As I was saying, the plot of Troll 2 is that a young boy and his family go on a "vacation" to Nilbog, a small town which is actually a kingdom of vegetarian Goblins, where they meet some strange people.
Hm... Maybe something hidden in "Nilbog" will expose why everyone is so strange!
Na, no one would pitch an idea that dull.
Oh wait. Apparently they would.
The evil villagers then try to trick the ill-fated and foolish adults
into eating magical food that turns them into vegetables, and it is up
to the one child, and the ghost of his grandfather, to stop his parents
before they consume the tainted food the villagers gave them. Thusly, using all the brain-power he can muster, this happens:
Sadly for the main characters everything quickly gets much worse, as one poor unnamed women finds out when she and her injured boyfriend seek help in a druid-queens
house.
This has become a viral video.
Eventually the adults catch on, and it becomes a life-and-death struggle to avoid being turned into vegetables or drowned in popcorn in this small-town nightmare!
Right after the "teenage daughter" character busts some sweet moves, of course.
Mind=exploded
<This is the end of the Halloween special. However, for your enjoyment, I will tack on this completely unrelated ad for "Jason X">
That was a real ad, for a real movie. Don't believe me? IMDB it.
<Happy Halloween!>
<This is the real end of the Halloween special.>
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