The Promised Propaganda Post (Apparently I really like Canada. And Putin.) (My sixth post)

Greetings loyal readers comrades! Today I will be sharing hilarious glorious 
propaganda!

Lets go... Canada!

That wonderful gem of a poster is, I think, a world war II poster asking Canadians to join up with the British in order to fight the Germans. Of course, in the end it looks less like a stirring recruitment poster and more like a slightly terrified Canadian has fallen into a poorly translated Japanese kid's show, and is gawking in terror and amazement at the wondrous things that he is seeing!

Mud puddle say what?

(In all honesty, I would gladly join the Canadian army if it meant I got to visit wonderlands like this.)

One  can easily see the poor Canadian in the above poster in such a world, a world of tormented leafs and sentient mud puddles. However, the question is: what is he scared of most? I think it is that horror-movie green ostrich at 1:55, with her endless dirge, "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk... Get your fresh miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk and coffee."

Idle fangs are the Hun's workshop. 

This is it! Inescapable proof that Canadian-mocking has been a legitimate pastime since WWI! I love how feel slightly offended for the sake of our glorious Canadian brothers this poster because this poster treats Canadians like America's little brother. When I look at this poster all I see is; "Let's buy 'Victory Bonds' in order to keep those mischievous little Canadians busy and out of trouble!" 

 

I love you Ike Broflovski!

I love you Canada! 

Rock on!

Honk! 

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I found this amazing poster while wandering around aimlessly on the internets. I have no idea what  the poster says, it could be terrible, but I have an inexplicable urge to be silent. I think that they should hang this poster in all the libraries in the world. It would be super effective.

MAKE 

ALL

THE

NOISE

!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!! 

   

                       Shh!

I really think that Russians make the best propaganda. Russian propaganda is amazing! The stark reds, the off white creams, the gold. I love Russian propaganda. Of course, with the fall of the USSR, the propaganda industry in Russia has taken a sharp downturn. Luckily for border-line punks and faux anarchists everywhere wonderful propaganda still issues forth from that icy motherland! Sadly for border-line punks and faux anarchists this new propaganda is... different then the cold war's posters. Are you ready for this, America? Are you ready to see that which is new? You may think you are ready, but nothing can prepare you for the Russian madness that is coming next:

Yes! Yes! Yes! He must be like Putin! He must! 

  

You see, this is what Obama is doing wrong. All Obama needs is a pare of pop stars to write a song glorifying him and turning him into a hyper-sexual alpah-male. I mean, really! This video is amazing! I am completely convinced that Vladimir Putin an amazing Russian Chuck Norris! Seriously! That smirk, that wink at1:37! He knows he's the best! He just, just winks! Like a school boy! He's chillin' with the Queen at 2:40! He's all like, "Yo, Queen! Love the dress!" And the bro shake! THE BRO SHAKE!!!! At 3:04 he's all like fist bumping and stuff! Obama never fist bumps! Well... Okay... Obama fist bumps all the time. But not like Putin! Obama's not like Putin at all! I want the presedent to be... Someone like Putin! Someone like Putin, full of strength, Someone like Putin, who doesn't drink, Someone like Putin, who doesn't hurt me, Someone like Putin, who won't run away. (All you trolls out there: I'm being sarcastic. I think.) 

Let's look at some pictures to illustrate Putin's supremacy.

"Someday girls are going to tear their shirts off for me. What, don't believe me? Look up "Putin's Army."

Good gracious, he even knew he was the bomb before he was ever the leader of Russia!

And just for comparison's sake, this is the American president:

Aww, Look at the little president! So Cute!

And this is the President we had before Obama:

"can i haz cheezburger plz?"

"No, you may not have a cheese-burger." 

 Disapproving Putin disapproves of silly American presidents.

Disapproving Putin disapproves of silly American memes.

 Disapproving Putin disapproves of you.

 Disapproving Putin is to cool for you.

And you will do anything

to make him

like you.

Because you want to hang out with the cool kids.

<This is the end of the propaganda blog- Oh wait, Putin wants to tell you something>

"Oh, I'm just messing with you. You can play with me!"

<This is the real end of the propaganda blog>